What's up, b*tches?!
This is Silent Rob. Crashin' in through your front door, Amazon-style! You like books? I got them, all right. All nine of 'em, compiled in one nice little package that you're definitely gonna want to pick up while it's hot.
I mean seriously, who doesn't love explosions and t*tties at the same time? You'd be a loser not to purchase a copy.